So we’ve actually reached the point where NASA feels it has to deny keeping kidnapped kids on Mars — on Mars!
FYI: At its hypothetical closest, Mars is roughly 33.9 million miles away. And there ain’t no air up there. Or out there. Or, y’know, wherever there. The point that shouldn’t need making here is, you can’t flipping breathe on Mars! Also, there’s this other little problem with the temperature; it’s often below freezing, while the atmospheric pressure makes liquid water unstable (so drink up fast, little stranded Earth dudes!). And I may have mentioned that your basic diabolical marrow-harvesting NASA child-slave master can’t just catch a redeye to ye olde Red Planet anytime there’s a fresh new human-kiddie haul …
Child slaves on mars. I mean, FFS, people. FFS. This is one of the many fine legacies of Alex “Info Wars” Jones. Which makes it, in many ways, your fault, Donald Trump. You fucking moron.
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