3 – soul crawls

FrankenMixes: The Never, Ever Ask Series
(Life can be a real pain in the knees.)

1. “Who’s that then?” I dunno. Must be a king.” “Why? ” “Cuz he hasn’t got shit all over ‘im.” | Monty Python and the Holy Grail
2. Earthbound | Rodney Crowell
     “Walter Cronkite, Seamus Heaney, Ringo Starr, the Dalai Lama, Charlie Brown, make me wanna stick around …”
3. “Y’know, I don’t even believe in God.” | Legion
4. Huck’s Tune (from Lucky You) | Bob Dylan
     “Play me the wild song of the wind.”
     “All the merry little elves can go hang themselves. My faith is as cold as can be.”

5. “Death awaits you all with nasty pointy teeth!” | Monty Python and the Holy Grail
6. Spirit in the Sky | Tom Cochrane (goofy song by Norman Greenbaum; but dig the big guitars)
     “Prepare yourself. You know it’s a must.”
7. “Wait a minute! Wait a minute! This would degrade you.” | The Three Stooges/Moe Howard
8. The End of Faith | Pernice Brothers
     “If you exist, please forgive me.”
9. “Sort your fucking life out, mate!” | Shaun of the Dead
10. The Sound of Coming Down | The Long Winters

       “At least we have blankets in our cage.”
11. “Oh, brother” | A Charlie Brown Christmas
12. “Oh, bugger” | POTC : Dead Man’s Chest/Johnny Depp as “Captain Jack Sparrow”
13. Hurricane J | The Hold Steady
       “You’re a beautiful girl, and you’re a pretty good waitress.”
14. “I’m having a nervous breakdown.” | Charade/Audrey Hepburn as “Regina ‘Reggie’ Lampert”
15. Basement Apartment | Sarah Harmer
       “It’s starting to hurt every time I breathe. Every time I try to leave.”
16. “I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor. And I’m happy to say I finally won out over it.” | Harvey/Jimmy Stewart as “Elwood P. Dowd”
17. Reconstruction Site | The Weakerthans
       “Throw away my misery / It never meant that much to me.”
       “Beauty’s just another word I’m never certain how to spell.”

18. “Oh, I wouldn’t do that if I were you, boyo.” | Sherlock Holmes
19. Boyo | Billy Pilgrim
       “You’ve been up all night building bridges of cotton to get you over that river of knives.”
20. “I attended Julliard …” | Beetlejuice/Michael Keaton in the title role
21. Dead American Writers | Tired Pony
       “I’ve been waiting for the spark myself.”
22. “I feel unusual.” | WIthnail and I/Richard Grant as “Withnail”
23. When I Fall | The Perishers
       “When I fall, if I fall, darling, hold me. Cuz when I fall, if I fall, I will take you with me.”
24. “Not good!” | POTC : Curse of the Black Pearl/Johnny Depp as “Captain Jack Sparrow”
25. The Complete Family | Matthew Ryan
       “You loved those loud guitars …”
26. “Sirs, when are you going to realize that when you kill each other, you’re only hurting yourselves?” | Mystery Science 3000
27. Sparrows Point | Richard Shindell
       “When my father died of money, my mother lived in spite. We laughed when nothing was funny. But how we wept when nothing was left.”
28. “Sometimes, I get the menstrual cramps real hard.” | Raising Arizona
29. Hard Times | The Bottle Rockets
       “Hard times? That’s nothin’. Hard times pass. I ain’t broke down; I’m just out of gas.”
30. “Don’t look at me, I’m a mess!” | Queer Duck
31. Time Heals | Gear Daddies
       “You shouldn’t smoke them goddamn cigarettes.”
32. “Does anybody else feel like a little … giggle?” | Monty Python’s Life of Brian
33. “Laugh while you can, monkey boy!” | The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension/John Lithgow as “Dr. Emilio Lizardo”
34. The Future | Leonard Cohen
       “I’ve seen the future, brother, and it is murder.”
35. “Thank you, Mr. Know-It-All!” | The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show
36. I Love the Unknown | Clem Snide
       “It’s not a fear of success, nor of closeness, but of going through life feeling numb.”
37. “Beam me up, God.” | Family Guy/William Shatner
38. My Ride’s Here | Warren Zevon
       “You bravos had better be ready to fight.”
       “You said, “‘I believe the seraphim will gather up my Pinto and carry me away, Jim, across the San Jacinto.'”
39. “Nothing is over until we decide it is!” | Animal House/John Belushi as “Bluto”
40. The Next Life | Tom Cochrane & Red Rider
        “Come on, light me up …”
41. “Here’s looking at you, kid.” | Casablanca/Bogie as “Rick Blaine”
42. You Can Call Me Al | Paul Simon
       “He looks around, around. He sees angels in the architecture, spinning in infinity. He says, ‘Amen!’ and ‘Hallelujah!'”

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