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FrankenMixes: The Never, Ever Ask Series
(It gets better. It gets worse. It gets better again.)

 1. “This looks extraordinarily bad.” | Ghostbusters/Harold Ramis as “Egon Spengler”
2. “This is a very, very bad idea. In the history of bad ideas, this is a humdinger.” | Bandits/Billy Bob Thornton
3. Up to Me | Bob Dylan
      “In 14 months, I’ve only smiled once, and I didn’t do it consciously.”
4. “Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into.” | The Sons of The Desert/Oliver Hardy of Laurel & Hardy
5. Careless | Paul Kelly and the Messengers
     “How many cabs in New York City? How many angels on a pin?”
6. “I am afraid I goofed.” | Lost in Space/The B-9 Environmental Control Robot, voiced by Dick Tufeld
7. “I made a terrible mistake.” | The X-Men/Patrick Stewart as “Professor Xavier”
8. Sequestered In Memphis | The Hold Steady
     “In bar light, she looked all right; in daylight, she looked desperate. That’s alright, I was desperate, too …”
      “Yeah, sure, I’ll tell my story again.”
9. “You don’t seem to realize the cosmic importance of this.” | The Ghost and Mrs. Chicken
10. “Oh, shut up! I’m speaking rhetorically.” | Time Bandits/David Warner as “The Evil Genius”
11. Angels | The Jazz Butcher Conspiracy
       “Making jokes and wearing black, and speaking English, just like me.”
12. Better Angels | American Mars
       “Lying in the sun with a toothache, and the Book of Psalms; blues for a blue sky, if you know what I mean. When I was 9 I was afraid of the devil, and napalm. Now I know there’s no in-between.”
13. “I’ve never been so insulted!” “Well, it’s early yet.” | A Day at the Races, with Groucho Marx as “Dr. Hackenbush”
14. Newport News | Pernice Brothers
        “You were shooting for the gutter, and your aim was pretty good.”
15. “This is just the sort of blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I’ve come to expect from you non-creative garbage.”Monty Python’s Flying Circus
16. Last Time | Ike Reilly
       “You can have my Crown Vic and you could have my debt; you could have my weakness and my regrets.”
17. “You lucky you got away with just a scratch, sucka.” | Black Godfather
18. This Year | The Mountain Goats
        “There will be feasting and dancing in Jerusalem next year.”
19. “Stand and deliver!” | Monty Python’s Flying Circus
20. Just Another Day | John Mellencamp
       “They got pearl handled pistols under their vests. They want me to go out drinkin’ with them tonight.”
21. “What do you like to do?” “I dunno, burn stuff.” | School of Rock, with Jack Black as “Dewey Finn”
22. Fuse | Farmer Not So John
        “I’m crushing rocks with flowers.”
        “Wake me up before I end up staring down a fuse.”
23. “You’re useless and pathetic, like a useless and pathetic thing.” | Rocko’s Modern Life
24. Frankly, Mr. Shankly | The Smiths
       “I didn’t know you wrote poetry. I didn’t know you wrote such bloody and poetry.”
25. “Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you: He really is an idiot.” | Duck Soup/Groucho Marx as “Rufus T. Firefly”
26. Reasons Not to Be an Idiot | Frank Turner
       “I bet she sits at home and listens to the Smiths.”
       “I’m building bonfires of my vanities and doubts to get warm, just like everybody else.”
27. “Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!” | The Wizard of Oz/Frank Morgan as “The Wizard”
28. I Shall Be Free No. 10 | Bob Dylan
       “Cassius Clay, you’d better run!”
29. “Oh, no, not again! Oh, my!” | Winnie the Pooh
30. Talkin’ Woody, Bob, Bruce Blues” | Dan Bern
        “I said, ‘Down to 2 million in sales last time out. Read the signs, Patti!'”
        “Surprising strength for a dying man, really.”
31. “Don’t tell me you’ve lost your sense of humor already.” | Who Framed Roger Rabbit?/”Roger Rabbit,” voiced by Charles Fleischer
32. Jaws of Life | James McMurtry
       “I found myself chewed up like everyone else.”
33. “That is the weirdest thing you have ever said.” | Monsters, Inc./”Mike Wazowski,” voiced by Billy Crystal
34. Strangest Thing | Grant Lee Phillips
        “Days I feel like dirt, and then I see the diamond dust on everything.”
35. “Sir, permission to express opposition to your current apathy?” “Permission granted.” “Sir, I am opposed to your current apathy!” | Doctor Who/Dan Starkey as “Strax” and Matt Smith as “The Doctor”
36. When I’m President | Ian Hunter and the Rant Band
        “Still whining ’bout your bonus? Man-up, you’re ridiculous.”
         “Abraham? Theodore? You’re gonna see my ugly mug up on Mount Rushmore, yeah!”
37. “Isn’t it delightful?” | Looney Tunes/”Marvin the Martian”
38.”Um, yeah.” | Office Space/Gary Cole as “Bill Lumbergh”
39. I Was in the House When the House Burned Down | Warren Zevon
       “I helped him carry his cross through town.”

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