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FrankenMixes: The Never, Ever Ask Series
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1. “I promise we’ll have more fun this time!” | The Simpsons/”Homer,” voiced by Dan Castellaneta,
2. Thirteen | Big Star
      “Won’t you tell your dad: Get off my back. Tell him what we said ’bout ‘Paint It Black.'”
3. “Hey, I’m walkin’ heah! I’m walkin’ heah!” | Midnight Cowboy/Dustin Hoffman as “Ratso Rizzo”
4. Two Little Feet | Greg Brown
      “My little thang for your little thang.”
5. Luck | Paul Kelly and the Coloured Girls
     “As the train starts to groan, I just can’t get on.”
6. “Sir, I consider you a member of the lower classes.” | Bikini Beach
7. Any World (That I’m Welcome To) | Steely Dan
     “If the folks will have me, then they’ll have me.”
8. “If I were to ask you where the hell we were, would I regret it?” | The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (TV)
9. Ship to Spain | Crooked Fingers
     “So tell me, how long before you send my way a shiny jewel of shimmering crimson light …”
10. “I don’t want to die! I don’t want to die! I don’t want to die!” | The Critic/”Jay Sherman,” voiced by Jon Lovitz
11. “Don’t panic!” | The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (film)
12. “You, you and you, panic. The rest of you, stay calm.” | Shock to the System/Michael Caine
13. In the River | The Call
       “The river flows and the heavens cry, and we’ll all be drowned In the river, in the river.”
14. “Nobody wants to hear the nonsensical ravings of a loud-mouth malcontent.” | The Simpsons/Steve Martin
15. Jerry | John Mellencamp
       “He sees the world through a 10-year-old boy’s eyes. He doesn’t even notice that it’s raining outside.”
16. “Before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy.” | Shrek 2/”Donkey,” voiced by Eddie Murphy
17. For You | Bruce Springsteen
       “Your life was one long emergency.”
18. “Who do I have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit.?” | Love, Actually/Hugh Grant as “The Prime Minister”
19. Porcelain Monkey | Warren Zevon
       “Maybe he should’ve gone out more often. Maybe he should’ve answered the phone.”
       “Left behind by the latest trends . Eating fried chicken with his regicidal friends. Left behind by the latest trends. Eating fried chicken with his regicidal friends. That’s how the story ends.”
20. “What’s happened to you people? Six months ago, you were the honor society, not a drug-pushing gang of thugs.” | Nuke ‘Em High
21. Kid Charlemagne | Steely Dan
       “All those dayglow freaks who used to paint the face, they’ve joined the human race. Some things will never change.”
22. “I’m looking for the least possible amount of responsibility.” | American Beauty/Kevin Spacey as “Lester Burnham”
23. “Let’s play some goddamn cards!” | Archer/”Archer,” voiced by H. Jon Benjamin
24. Chips Ahoy! | The Hold Steady
        “How am i supposed to know that you’re high if you won’t let me touch you? How am i supposed to know that you’re high if you won’t even dance?”
25. “Let me tell you something: Love means never having to say you’re sorry.” “That’s the dumbest thing I ever heard.” | What’s Up, Doc?/Barbra Streisand, the terrifying, and Ryan O’Neal
26. I’m Sorry Now | Jude
       “I hate spaghetti, and I also hate divorce.”
27. “It could be worse.” “How?” “It could be raining?”” | Young Frankenstein/Gene Wilder as “Dr. Frankenstein” and Marty Feldman as “Igor”
28. Killin’ the Blues | Chris Smither (song by Roly Salley)
       “They said I was swinging the world by the tail.”
29. “Sometimes, you just get lucky.” | Twin Peaks
30. You Got Lucky | Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
        “Remember, good love is hard to find …”
31. “My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. And I thank you.” | Yankee Doodle Dandy/James Cagney as “George M. Cohan”
32. “My micro-mechanism thanks you. My computer tapes thank you. And I thank you.” | Lost in Space/B-9 Environmental Control Robot, voiced by Dick Tufeld
33. Thanks to You | Chris Smither
        “I’m thirsty for something lighter that can get me even tighter.”
34. “You’ve gotta calm down. You’re gettin’ a little emotional.” | Adaptation
35. “Inconceivable!” | The Princess Bride/Wallace Shawn as “Vizzini”
36. Crown | Driving Blind
       “I feel like a king and a queen combined.”
37. “No school like the old school.” | The Incredibles
38. Rocket Man | Angie Aparo (song by Elton John)
        “I’m not the man they think I am at home.”
39. “You’re looking, sir, at the very dull survival of a very gaudy life.” | The Big Sleep
40. Red’s Song | The Jayhawks
       “I can’t stop those flashing reds.”
41. “Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.” | The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension/Peter Weller in the title role
42. Make It Always Be Too Late | Del Amitri
     “Let the evening be longer; let me drown in here.”
     “If you stop your watch, you might stop the morning’s cruel hammer falling here.”
43. “Report back to me, I dunno, when it makes sense.” | Burn After Reading
44. Pigs on the Wing (Part One) | Pink Floyd
       “We would zigzag our way through the boredom and pain, occasionally glancing up through the rain, wondering which of the buggers to blame, and watching for …”

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