20 – buckled nah broken

FrankenMixes: The Never, Ever Ask Series
(A bad antidote, but better than the poison. Surely.)

 1. “Why don’t you get a toupee with some brains in it?” | The Three Stooges/Moe Howard
2. Here It Goes Again | OK Go
     “I guess there’s got to be a break in the monotony, but Jesus, when it rains how it pours.”
3. “Sometimes it just gets hard to smile through it when they ask you to bend down and grab your ankles.” | The X-Files/David Duchovny as “Fox Mulder”
4. Under Pressure | Queen with David Bowie
     “It’s the terror of knowing what this world is about.”
5. “The number you have reached, 9-1-1, has been changed, to a nonpublished number. No further information is available about 9-1-1.” | Crank phone call
6. Fight the Power | Public Enemy
     “Most of my heroes don’t appear on no stamps.”
7. “What kind of a crazy world is this? My father’s dead, and my mother’s gigolo shows up ready for some hot action.” | Die Mommy Die
8. “Oh my gosh, does that suck.” | Scrooged/Bill Murray as “Frank Cross”
9. Peace Frog | The Doors
     “Blood on the rise, it’s following me.”
10. “Did you get mauled by a tiger?” | The Dark Knight/Christian Bale as “Batman” and Michael Caine as “Alfred J. Pennyworth”
11. Last Time I Ever Will | The Red House
       “Time and time again, I’ve felt the ghost of promises go flying out the door.”
12. “Goodbye you lazy, big-nosed, rubber-faced bastard.” | Blackadder
13. Rock & Roll Suicide | David Bowie
        “Oh no, love, you’re not alone! You’re watching yourself, but you’re too unfair …”
14. “I am your singing telegram.” | Clue
15. Antarctica Starts Here | John Cale
       “The fading bride’s dull beauty grows, just begging to be seen, beneath the magic lights that reach from Barbary to here.”
16. “You stupid ignorant son-of-a-bitch dumb bastard!” | The Silver Streak/Gene Wilder as “George”
17. Bless My Soul | Jeff Black
        “I’ve been around so many times.”
18. “Throw me a frickin’ bone here. I’m the boss. Need the info.” | Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery/Mike Myers in the title role
19. Are You Out There | Dar Williams
       “I think I put my shirt on backwards.”
20. “The monsters look cute when you look at them from this angle.” | Destroy All Monsters
21. I Think of Demons | Roky Erickson & The Aliens
       “Fangs in the day’s moonlight. Blood never touches their lips.”
22. “I’m the god! I’m the god!” | Mystery Science 3000
23. Superstar | Jesus Christ Superstar/Murray Head With the Trinidad Singers
       “Why’d you choose such a backward time in such a strange land?”
24. “How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?” | Monty Python’s Life of Brian
25. What God Wants, Part II | Roger Waters
       “What God wants, God gets.”
26.  “I tried, didn’t I, goddammit? At least I did that.” | One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest/Jack Nicholson as “Randle McMurphy”
27. Outfit | Drive-By Truckers
       “Have fun, and stay clear of the needle. Call home on your sister’s birthday. Don’t tell ’em you’re bigger than Jesus. Don’t give it away.”
28. “Time’s a bitch, isn’t it?” | Forever Knight
29. Hold My Life | The Replacements
        “Till I’m ready to use it.”
30. “I don’t believe there’s a man, woman or child alive today who doesn’t enjoy a lovely beverage.” | Late Night With David Letterman
31. “Don’t drink that …” | You Don’t Know Jack
32. Chargin’ Up My Batteries | Golden Earring
       “Gimme full capacity.”
33. “Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!” | Looney Tunes/”Marvin the Martian”
34. Drums of Heaven | Midnight Oil
       “Attention, Ground Control: There’s a man out in space trying to land.” (Still, screw the words. Just listen to those big driving guitars!)
35. “Just tell me where the fuck you want us to go.” | The Big Lebowski/Jeff Bridges as “The Dude”
36. The Barricades of Heaven | Jackson Browne
        “Better bring your own redemption when you come.”
37. Down Here Below | Steve Earle
       “Life goes on down here below, and all us mortals struggle so.”
38. “I will never understand people.” “They’re the worst.” | Seinfeld/Julia Louis-Dreyfus as “Elaine Benes” and Jerry Seinfeld as his damn self
39. Redemption Song | Bob Marley & The Wailers
        “Won’t you help to sing these songs of freedom?”

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