19 – soul ashes

FrankenMixes: The Never, Ever Ask Series
(Hey, kid, your soul’s on fire! Quick, here’s some lighter fluid!) 

1. “The greatest trick the devil every pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.” | The Usual Suspects/Kevin Spacey as “Roger ‘Verbal’ Kint”
2. “Hi, god of hellfire!” | Mystery Science 3000
3. The Devil’s Real | Chris Smither
      “Nothing is a something, and it’ll suck you dry.”
4. “Out of the frying pan.” “And into the fire.” | The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, including Ian McKellen as “Gandalf”
5. Arousing Thunder | Grant Lee Buffalo
     “What would it take you to laugh?”
6. Dogs and Thunder | Sarah Harmer
      “What’s it like, when your memories start to freeze?”
      “I know you’re not here, but at least you don’t feel it anymore.”
7. “Come on, let’s have a look at those ghosts.” | Scooby Doo/”Fred Jones”
8. South Tacoma Way | Neko Case
     “We’re too good for stupid angels.”
9. Red Dirt Girl | Emmylou Harris
     “There ain’t no bottom, there ain’t no end.”
10. “Something’s wrong, and I don’t know what it is.” | Capricorn One/Elliott Gould
11. Just Like Tom Thumb’s Blues | Bob Dylan
       “My best friend, my doctor, won’t even say what it is I got.”
12. “Clearly, fame isn’t everything.” | Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone/Alan Rickman as “Severus Snape”
13. Wastelands | The Floating Men
       “We’ll drown, hallelujah, in exotic oils with forbidden powers.”
14. “Ah, yes, his head’s been ripped off. I’ll get you another.” | Monty Python’s Flying Circus
15. Just Like Ali | Tom Cochrane
       “Look at that medal, now don’t it look pretty? It’s lying at the bottom of the muddy Mississippi. Float like a butterfly; sting like a bee.”
16. Muhammad Ali (The Meaning of Christmas) | Greg Trooper
        “There are kings in the east, there’s kings in the west, kings all around. But not every king knows the meaning of Christmas.”
17. “You’re not just telling us what we want to hear?” | Raising Arizona, including Nicholas Cage as “H.I. McDunnough”
18. Even the Oxen | Grant Lee Buffalo
        “You’re like the oxen ramming their heads in wood walls, might come to know mercy before the  barrier falls.”
19. “You get nothing! You lose!” | Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory/Gene Wilder in the title role
20. Elephant| Jason Isbell
       “There’s one thing that is clear to me: No one dies with dignity.”
21. “There are far worse things awaiting man than death.” | Dracula/Bela Lugosi in the title role
22. “Who are you?” “Death.” “Cool.” | Six String Samurai
23. Not Dark Yet | Bob Dylan
        “But it’s gettin’ there.”
24. “Fuck you. I can live my own life in my own way if I want to.” | Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life
25. Because the Night | Patti Smith
       “They can’t hurt you now.”
26. “Good morning.” | The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey/Martin Freeman as “Bilbo Baggins” and Ian McKellen as “Gandalf”
27. Good Morning Good Morning | The Beatles
       “I’ve got nothing to say, but it’s OK.”
28. “Well, looks like it’s gonna be another fine day.” | The Cowboys/John Wayne as “Will Andersen”
29. Beautiful Day | U2
       “You’ve been all over, and it’s been all over you.”
30. “You hear that? It’s the winds of change.” | Monsters, Inc./”Mike Wazowski,” voiced by Billy Crystal
31. When the World Was Round | Ian Hunter
       “You choose one. What have you done?”
32. “No more tricks, no more lies, only truth.” | V for Vendetta/Hugo Weaving as “V.”
33. “Oh, blow it out your ass.” | Blazing Saddles
34. “Blow it out your ass! Blow it out your ass! Blow it out your ass!” etc. | George Carlin
35. It’s the Life | Grant Lee Buffalo
       “You resent all of your trophies. They belittle human spirit like a timepiece.”
36. “Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.” | Madagascar/“Skipper”

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