17 – soul sparkles

FrankenMixes: The Never, Ever Ask Series
(Living and learning, just minus the learning.)

1. “Why has my head gone numb?” | Withnail and I/Richard Grant as “Withnail”
2. Frank’s Wild Years | Tom Waits
      “They were so happy.”
     “Never could stand that dog.”
3. “I’m a relatively respectable citizen. A multiple felon, perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.” | Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas/Johhny Depp as “Raoul Duke”
4. The Boy With the Hammer in the Paper Bag | Mark Eitzel
      “It’s only someone’s family home burning down next door.”
5. “Kids, you tried your best, but you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try.” | The Simpsons/”Homer,” voiced by Dan Castellaneta
6. The Want of a Nail | Todd Rundgren
      “Everybody’s kicking, everybody’s scratching, everything seems to fail. And it was all for the want of a nail.”
7. “Y’know, friend? This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.” | Brokeback Mountain/Jake Gyllenhaal as “Jack Twist”
8. Lemonworld | The National
     “Lay me on the table, put flowers in my mouth and we can say that we invented a summer lovin’ torture party.”
9. “Live every day as if it were going to be your last, for one day, you’re sure to be right.” | Breaker Morant/Edward Woodward as “Lt. Harry ‘Breaker’ Morant” in this Aussie New Wave classic
10. 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten | Lucinda Williams
        “Hey, hey.”
11. “A real woman could stop you from drinking.” “It’d have to be a real big woman.”| Arthur, including Dudley Moore in the title role
12. Kiss With a Fist | Florence and The Machine
       “I set fire to our bed.”
13. “Today, you are a woman.” | Lover Come Back
14. “You know everything because you’re a man, and I know nothing because I’m a woman.” “You’re not a woman.” “Oh, you bastard!”| The Birdcage/Nathan Lane as “Albert” and Robin Williams as “Armand Goldman”
15. For Today I Am a Boy | Antony & The Johnsons
      “One day I’ll grow up, I’ll feel the power within me.”
16. (Tarzan’s yell) | Tarzan the Original Series
17. The Boys Are Back in Town | Thin Lizzy
        “Man, we just fell about the place.”
18. “Oh, boy, girls, girls!” | Little Rural Riding Hood, a Tex Avery short
19. The Girls Are Back in Town | The Floating Men
       “Let’s burn this motherfucker down!”
20. “You’ll take it, and like it.” | The Maltese Falcon/Bogie as “Sam Spade,” the movie detective to end all movie detectives
21. Poor Poor Pitiful Me (live) | Warren Zevon
       “Gorilla, get up and dance! Get up and dance, or I’ll kill ya! And I got the means!”
22.”Don’t say it’s a fine morning or I’ll shoot ya.” | McLintock!/John Wayne in the title role
23. Every Fucking City | Paul Kelly
        “All the bright young things were throwing up their Guinness in the gutters.”
24. “I’ve suffered the tortures of the damned, sir. Tortures of the damned.” | A Clockwork Orange/Malcolm McDowell as “Alex”
25. Fuck This Place | Frightened Rabbit
        “Would you be good enough to take me home?”
26. “I think something is happening!” | Mystery Science 3000
27. Äppelknyckarjazz | Movits
       “Spring! Grannen är hack i häl, han påstår att jag stjäl från hans äppelträd / Run! My neighbor’s closing in on me; he claims I’m stealing apples from his apple tree.”
28. “Back off, man, I’m a scientist.” | Ghosbusters/Bill Murray as “Peter Venkman”
29. “Nothing shocks me; I’m a scientist.” | Raiders of the Lost Ark/Harrison Ford as “Indiana Jones”
30. “I’m not a quack, I’m a mad scientist.” | Monsters vs. Aliens
31. The Scientist Writes a Letter | Tom Verlaine
        “We men of science. You know.”
32. “We are unquestionably on the brink of a great discovery. It is not likely that that discovery will be of a pleasant nature.” | Attack of the Crab Monsters
33. Imitosis | Andrew Bird
       “What was mistaken for closeness was just a case of mitosis.”
34. “Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!” | Ghosbusters/Bill Murray as “Peter Venkman”
35. What’s New, Pussycat? | Tom Jones
       “Pussycat, pussycat, I love you!”
36. “What do you know from funny?” | Coming to America/Eddie Murphy as “Prince Akeem Joffer”
37. Smells Like Teen Spirit | Paul Anka (song by Nirvana)
        “A mulatto. An albino. A mosquito. My libido. Yeah!”
38. “I have never violated any agricultural quarantine laws.” | The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.
39. Bright Night Train | Paul Cebar & The Milwaukeeans
       “I was dressed like Marlena in ’38, much too fly to participate.”
       “Famous Flames fall in for her to fall back.”
40. “Are you the police?” “No, ma’am, we’re musicians.” | The Blues Brothers, including  Dan Akroyd as “Elwood Blues”
41. Dissidents | Thomas Dolby
       “I can’t read my writing. My own writing.”
42. “Remember, I’m a bad loser.” | McLintock/John Wayne in the title role
43. Love Ire & Song | Frank Turner
       “When I get to your age, well, I won’t be such a coward.”
        “Once we were young, and we were crass enough to care.”
        “If we’re stuck on this ship and it’s sinking, then we might as well have a parade.”
44. “Goodnight, Frank!” | M*A*S*H (TV)/Alan Alda as “Hawkeye Pierce”
45. “Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!” | The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show/“Boris Badenov,” voiced by Paul Frees

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