16 – aluminum foiled/thunka-thunka boys

FrankenMixes: The Never, Ever Ask Series
(Crash and rattle and whimper and fizzle and frazzle and bang, bang, bang.)

1. “All the noise, noise, noise, noise!” | How the Grinch Stole Christmas/Boris Karloff
2. Thunder and Lightning | Thin Lizzy
      “It hits you like a hammer. Goddamn!”
3. “I’m beginning to sober up, and you’re scaring me.” | Mystery Science 3000
4. Tush | ZZ Top
      “I ain’t askin’ for much.”
5. “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!” | Saturday Night Live/A pre-Congressional Al Franken as “Stuart Smalley”
6. “You don’t have any friends. Nobody likes you.” | LOTR The Two Towers/Andy Serkis as “Gollum”
7. Happy With What You Have to Be Happy With | King Crimson
     “This would seem to be as good as any other place to sing until I’m blue in the face.”
8. “What in Judas rockin’ Priest … ?” | Sealab 2021
9. Diamonds and Rust (live) | Judas Priest (song by Joan Baez)
     “I’ll be damned, here comes your ghost again.”
10. “Annihilate! Kill, kill, kill!” | Mars Attacks
11. Happiness Is a Warm Gun | The Beatles
       “Bang, bang, shoot, shoot.”
12. “I love you, you love me …” | Barney skit, origins unknown
13. “Smithers, dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage.” | The Simpsons/”Mr. Burns”
14. Killer Queen | Queen
       “To avoid complications, she never kept the same address. In conversation, she spoke just like a baroness.”
15. “The rest of the bullets won’t hurt as bad as that first one.” | Beau Geste
16. Twilight Zone | Golden Earring
        “My whole life spins into a frenzy.”
17. “His brain is gone.” | Star Trek/DeForest Kelley as “Bones”
18. “I’m a failure because I haven’t got a brain.” | The Wizard of Oz/Ray Bolger as “The Scarecrow”
19. Before the Lobotomy | Green Day
        “I’m not stoned, I’m just fucked up.”
20. “It’s a madhouse! A madhouse!” | Planet of the Apes/Charlton Heston
21. “Are you off your fuckin’ meds or somethin’?” | Bad Santa/Billy Bob Thornton as “Willie”
22. Veteran of the Psychic Wars | Blue Öyster Cult
        “I’m not sure if there’s anything left of me.”
23. “Don’t try anything brave, friend.” | The Green Hornet
24. “You sound like a lunatic!” | Bell Book and Candle
25. Lunatic Fringe | Red Rider
       “We won’t let you kill the laughter.”
26. “Satan, where are you? Come out and fight!” | The Killing of Satan
27. “I’m the devil” | Drunken Wu Tang
28. Highway to Hell | AC/DC
       “My friends are gonna be there, too.”
29. “If the devil himself walked this Earth, he’d surely be working in PR.” | Torchwood
30. Locomotive Breath | Jethro Tull
       “God, he stole the handle.”
31. “Pay attention to me, boy! I’m not just talkin’ to hear my head roar!” | Looney Tunes/”Foghorn Leghorn”
32. Willie Dixon Said | Tom Cochrane
        “Gotta find me a place to clear my head.”
33. “What the fuck is he on about?” | Hot Fuzz
34. Astronomy | Blue Öyster Cult
        “Don’t forget my dog, fixed and consequent.” (I adore this batfuck of a mind-gong of a song, but trying to make any sense of it is like going ahead and accepting that you’re stoned out of your gourd, whether you are or not.)
35. “It’s not that I’m lazy; it’s that I just don’t care.” | Office Space/Ron Livingston
36. We Care a Lot | Faith No More
        “About starvation, and the food that Live Aid bought.”
37. “I love disco, and I hear it’s making a comeback.” | TV commercial
38. “Disco is not dead; disco is life!” | Mystery Men
39. Kill Rock & Roll | System of a Down
       “I felt like the biggest asshole …”
40. “Is there any reason why this is taking so long?” | (Unknown)
41. Are We the Waiting | Green Day
       “Are we? We are!”
42. “Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!” | Blazing Saddles/Harvey Korman as “Hedley Lamarr”
43. Play It All Night Long | Warren Zevon
       “The cattle all have brucellosis.”
44. “Bite my shiny metal ass!” | Futurama/”Bender”
45. Heavy Metal Boyz | Gear Daddies
        “The mobile homes, the simple joys.”

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