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FrankenMixes: The Never, Ever Ask Series
(Water, water everywhere, an’ a few drops ta make ya drink.)

1. “The simplest way to put it: I have problems.” | What About Bob?/Bill Murray in the title role
2. Hurricane Season | Billy Pilgrim
     “The wind measures out the size of these old bones.”
3. “Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops!” | Arsenic and Old Lace/Cary Grant as “Mortimer Brewster”
4. The Ocean | Peter Mulvey (song by Dar Williams)
      “I thought the ocean, the ocean thought nothing.”
5. Beacon, 1 | Frankers, Frankers
     “Captain, keep an eye out.”
6. Swim Until You Can’t See Land | Frightened Rabbit
     “Are you a man, are you a bag of sand?”
7. “Boy, my therapist is going to be really disappointed in me.” | Reaper/Patton Oswalt
8. Waiting for Gilligan | Vance Gilbert
     “To look at me, the years may seem unkind, but there’s just enough of me left not to mind.”
9. “This is some heavy shit. This is Long Ranger heavy, man.” | Boondock Saints
10. If I Had a Boat | Lyle Lovett
       “If I were like lightning, I wouldn’t need no sneakers.”
11. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” | Jaws/Roy Scheider as “Martin Brody”
12. Shakedown Cruise | Jay Ferguson
       “You can squeeze the sails; you can lick the decks.”
13. “Drink up, me hearties, yo, ho.” | POTC: Dead Man’s Chest/Johnny Depp as “Captain Jack Sparrow”
14. Sea Shanty | The Pogues
       “There was never a wilder bastard than me on the sea.”
15. “Come to seek my treasure, have you?” | Cutthroat Island
16. Fire Marengo (traditional shanty) | Johnny Collins, Dave Webber & Pete Watkinson
       “Send him down, where he belongs.”
17. “I always hear people saying you can’t blame yourself for what happens to other people. But in this case, you can.” | The Adjustment Bureau
18. Barrett’s Privateers (live) | Stan Rogers
        “The cook in the scuppers with the staggers and jags.”
        “Goddamn them all.”
19. “You’re off the edge of the map, mate. Here, there be monsters!” | POTC: Curse of the Black Pear/Geoffrey Rush as “Hector Barbossa”
20. Santy Anno (traditional shanty) | Various Victory Music artists
       “They combs their hair with a kipper backbone.”
21. “Take what you can!” “Give nothing back!” | POTC: At World’s End/Geoffrey Rush as “Hector Barbossa” and Johnny Depp as “Captain Jack Sparrow”
22. White Hot | Red Rider
        “I need rain.”
23. “Take that man below and clap him in irons!” | Master & Commander/Russell Crowe
24. Sea Engines | Ben Gibbard and Jay Farrar
       “When rocks out sea froth, I’ll know Hawaii.”
25. “That is, without doubt, the worst pirate I have ever seen.” | POTC/Curse of the Black Pearl
26. The Boat Song (We’re Getting Loaded) | The Ike Reilly Assassination
       “Take the Promise Keepers, yeah, those righteous creeps, the legend seekers and the Ivy League, let’s put ’em on a ship.”
27. “We therefore commit their bodies to the deep, to turned into corruption …” | Master & Commander/Russell Crowe
28. Flying Dutchman | Jethro Tull
       “Seagull pilots flown from nowhere. Try and touch one.”
29. “He said it was like … going home.” | The Prestige/Michael Caine as “John Cutter”
30. E-Beat | Midnight Oil
       “The devil was a-dancing on the old foreshore. Hitting up on bright lights and the liquor stores. Save me; please save me.”
31. Beacon, 2 | Frankers, Frankers
       “I want to say they’re not like stars.”
32. Dun Ringill | Jethro Tull
       “We’ll watch the old gods play.”
33. “The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.” | POTC: Curse of the Black Pearl/Johhny Depp as “Captain Jack Sparrow”
34. “Captain, I wish to report a mutiny.” | POTC: On Stranger Tides/Johnny Depp as “Captain Jack Sparrow”
35. Mutineer | Warren Zevon
       “Ain’t no room onboard for the insincere.”
36. “The last pirate” | POTC: At World’s End/Johnny Depp as “Captain Jack Sparrow”
37. Bold Riley | Kate Rusby
       “Goodbye, my dear-o.”
38. “Y’know, the problem with being the last of anything: By and by, there be none left at all.” | POTC: At World’s End/Geoffrey Rush as “Hector Barbossa”
39. Cheerio | Jethro Tull
       “Along the coast road, by the headland, the early lights of winter glow. I’ll pour a cup to you my darling, and raise it up, sing, ‘Cheerio.’”

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