13 – ya know it

FrankenMixes: The Never, Ever Ask Series
(Snob-directed karaoke for your own home and headphones.) 

 1. “So, listen: I wanna tell you something.” | Frankers
2. The Wasp (Texas Radio and the Big Beat) | The Doors
     “I love the friends I have gathered together on this thin raft.”
     “I tell you this: No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.”
3. “The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: A flute with no holes is not a flute, and a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.” | Caddyshack/Chevy Chase as “Ty Webb”
4. “Holy hole in a doughnut!” | Batman (TV)
5. Surrender | Cheap Trick
     “Mommy’s all right. Daddy’s all right. They just seem a little weird.”
6. “Holy caffeine!” | Batman (TV) | Burt Ward as “Robin”
7. “Holy heart failure!” | Batman (TV) | Burt Ward as that chirpy damn little “Boy Wonder”
8. “Shit, negro! That’s all you had to say!” | Pulp Fiction/Samuel L. Jackson as “Jules”
9. Ballroom Blitz | The Sweet
     “The band started leaving, cuz they all stopped breathing, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!”
10. “Drink up, the world’s about to end!” | Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (record set)
11. Let’s Live for Today | The Grass Roots
12. “I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!” | There Will Be Blood/Daniel Day Lewis as “Daniel Plainview”
13. No Sugar Tonight | The Guess Who
        “A bag of goodies and a bottle of wine, we’re gonna get it on right tonight.”
14. “There’s no pleasing some people.” “That’s just what Jesus said, sir!” | Monty Python’s Life of Brian
15. Hungry Heart | Bruce Springsteen
       “I took a wrong turn and I just kept going.”
16. “We can’t go on like this!” | Withnail and I/Richard Grant as “Withnail”
17. Solsbury Hill | Peter Gabriel
       “My heart going boom, boom, boom …”
18. “It’s Saturday night, and everyone else is out having fun. It’s the best excuse in the world to join the party.” | Narcotics: Pit of Despair, 1967 “educational” film
19. Little Willy | The Sweet
       “Laugh, Willy, laugh; he don’t care at all.”
20. “My precious!” | LOTR: The Two Towers/Andy Serkis as “Gollum”
21. “God, you’re a pest” | Charade/Cary Grant as “Peter Joshua”
22. Just What I Needed | The Cars
       “It doesn’t matter where you’ve been, as long as it was deep, yeah.”
23. “Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking.” | King of the Hill/”Hank Hill,” voiced by Hank Hill
24. Talk of the Town | The Pretenders
        “Who were you then, who are you now?”
25. “Shocked and chagrined” | Seinfeld//Phil Morris as “Jackie Chiles”
26. “Deplorable, unfathomable, improbable” | Seinfeld/Phil Morris as “Jackie Chiles”
27. “Delicious, scrumptious, outstanding” | Seinfeld//Phil Morris as “Jackie Chiles”
28. No Matter What | Badfinger
       “Knock down the old grey wall. Be a part of it all.”
29. “That was just to get your attention!” | The Frisco Kid/Gene Willder as “Avram”
30. “So, what I had wanted to tell you, was that, uh …” | Frankers
31. Mama Told Me Not to Come | Three Dog Night
       “That ain’t the way to have fun, no.”
32. “Oh, come on, now, you wouldn’t say no to a lady!” I don’t know why not, they always say no to me.” | A Night in Casablanca, with Groucho Marx as “Ronald Kornblow”
33. Angie | The Rolling Stones
       “You can’t say we’re satisfied.”
34. “I don’t know, I’m making this up as I go.” | Raiders of the Lost Ark/Harrison Ford as “Indiana Jones”
35. Sylvia’s Mother | Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show
       “Please, Mrs. Avery!”
36. “He’s dead, Jim,” 1. | Star Trek/DeForest Kelley as “Bones”
37. “She’s dead, Jim,” 1. | Star Trek/DeForest Kelley, ditto
38. “He’s dead, Jim,” 2. | Star Trek/DeForest Kelley, ditto twice
39. “She’s dead, Jim,” 2. | Star Trek/DeForest Kelley, ditto thrice
40. Only the Good Die Young | Billy Joel
       “You got a brand new soul and a cross of gold, but Virginia they didn’t give you quite enough information.”
41. “Did I do something wrong today, or has the world always been like this and I’ve been too wrapped up in myself to notice?” | The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (record set)
42. You’re So Vain | Carly Simon
       “I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.”
43. “Is this how time normally passes? Really slowly, and in the right order.” | Doctor Who, with Matt Smith as “The Doctor”
44. The Waiting | Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
        “You take it on faith.”
45. “Paranoia is just reality on a finer scale.” | Strange Days
46. For What It’s Worth | Buffalo Springfield
      “There’s somethin’ happenin’ here.”
47. “I’ll tell you right out, I like talking to a man who likes to talk.” | The Maltese Falcon/Sydney Greenstreet as “Kasper Gutman”
48. “What are you babbling about?” | Bewitched
49. “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?” | Taxi Driver/DeNiro as “Travis Bickle”
50. “The next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you, will ya?” | The Cocoanuts/Groucho Marx as “Mr. Hammer”
51. “Don’t bother responding; we’re not listening.” | Farscape
52. Talk to Me | Stevie Nicks
       “You can set your secrets free, baby.”
53. “Words fail me, gentlemen.” | The Abominable Dr. Phibes
54. “I don’t like to say I told you so, but I told you so.” | Doctor Who, with Tom Baker as “The Doctor”
55. Lay Down Your Weary Tune | The Byrds (song by Bob Dylan)
        “Rest yourself ‘neath the strength of strings.”
56. “So, funny thing, right? I don’t know what the hell I wanted to tell you.” | Frankers

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