10 – love like a broken rib

FrankenMixes: The Never, Ever Ask Series
(I love everything you hurt about me.)

1. “The following program is intended for mature audiences.” | TV warning
2. “This is gonna be a total cluster-cuss, for everybody.” | The Fantastic Mr. Fox/George Clooney, voicing the title character
3. Fuck You | Cee-Lo
     “Now ain’t that some shit?”
4. “It is love at first sight, is it not?” | Looney Tunes/”Pepe Le Pew”
5. Treat Her Like a Lady | Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose
     “Got to, got to.”
6. “Sex and death. Two things that come once in a lifetime. But at least after death, you’re not nauseous.” | Sleeper/Woody Allen as “Miles Monroe”
7. You Asshole, You (bootleg) | Jackson Browne, with David Lindley
     “You don’t want me; you just want meat …”
     “Oh, yeah, I forgot: She wears a ski mask, too …”
8. “When should a guy start going around with girls?” | As Boys Grow, 1957 “educational” film
9. Fluorescent Adolescent | Arctic Monkeys
     “The Bloody Mary’s lacking the Tabasco.”
10. “We’re not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.” | Stripes/Harold Ramis as “Russell Ziskey”
11. Great Lake | Joe Henry
       “Anymore I hear somebody laughing, I just figure I been took.”
       “At first I think she speaks to me, but when I hear him say, ‘Hi,’ I say, ‘Oh! Oh. Oh? Oh!'”
      “We can’t get him off that goddamn horse; he’s been there for years. Years. Years, years.”
       “This lake’s too big for me, Jesus, don’t hold me to anything I do.”
12. “I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself, can find a little action?” | Beetlejuice/Michael Keaton in the title role
13. Barrier Reef | Old 97’s
       “She said, ‘I’m already dead,’ and that’s exactly what she said.”
14. “Would you like me to seduce you?” | The Graduate/Anne Bancroft as “Mrs. Robinson”
15. “He made me do it!” | Dolemite II
16. The Weekenders | The Hold Steady
        “She said, ‘The theme of this party’s the industrial age, and you came in dressed like a train wreck.'”
17. “No words. My words have failed me.” “Well then shut up.”| Archer/”Lana Kane,” voiced by Aisha Tylor, and “Malory Archer,” voiced by Jessica Walter
18. The Reasons | The Weakerthans
       “You tell me to fuck off when I need somebody to.”
19. “Call me “Daddy!'” | Mashup: “Homer Simpson” with When Harry Met Sally
20. “That’s the most beautiful thing I ever heard.” | Laugh-In
21. Genius | Warren Zevon
       “I never liked the way he cut your hair.”
22. “Looks like we got ourselves a ladies’ man!” | The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/John Wayne as “Tom Doniphon”
23. Anytime Lisa | Was (Not Was)
       “Everybody took a piece of …”
24. “You’re a bad woman. Really a bad woman.” | Professional Sweetheart
25. “You’re a very bad man.” | The Wizard of Oz/Judy Garland as “Dorothy”
26. Terrible Love | The National
        “I won’t follow you into the rabbit hole.”
27. “No lumps.” | The Man Who Knew Too Much
28. If There’s a Rocket Tie Me to It | Snow Patrol
       “The fire, the fire, it cracks and burns like primal music.”
29. “That was so beautiful! That was so … beautiful!” | Space Ghost Coast to Coast/”Brak,” voiced by Andy Merrill
30. Shirt | Peter Mulvey
       “It’s time for the cross or the bodhi tree.”
31. “Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!” | Star Trek IV/Christopher Plummer as “General Chang”
32. “Cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war.” | Archer/”Archer,” voiced by H. Jon Benjamin
33. Start a War | The National
       “Walk away now, and you’re gonna start a war.”
34. “See that little window back there, boy? Open it a little, then jump.” | Artists and Models
35. Pink Rabbits | The National
        “I was a white girl in a crowd of white girls in the park.”
36. “You have beautiful eyes.” “Oh, they’re nothing compared to my tits!”| Soapdish
37. Green Eyes | Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
       “This morning will be wiser than this evening is.”
38. “Gimme, gimme, gimme!” | What About Bob?/Bill Murray in the title role
39. I Need My Girl | The National
       “I am good.  I am grounded.”
40. Don’t Need You | Alejandro Escovedo
        “I don’t need you like you don’t need me.”
41. “Wrong! Try again, dumbass!” | South Park/”Mr. Mackey”
42. “What we have here is a failure to communicate.” | Cool Hand Luke/Paul Newman in the title role
43. A Married Man (Part II) | The Floating Men
       “I’m losing my faith though I’ve tried and now, God knows, I’ve tried.”
44. “Y’know, I think it always helps a picture to have a romantic ending.” | Looney Tunes/”Bugs Bunny”
45. If You Won’t Leave Me I’ll Find Somebody Who Will | Warren Zevon
       “Ever look out your window, babe, and wonder what was going down in the street below?”

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